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Missy
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    28/10/09 at 10:39 PM
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A retired old sailor puts on his uniform and heads to the docks once more for old times' sake.
He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks,
' How am I doing '?
 
The prostitute replies,   'Well old sailor, you're doing about 3 knots'.
 
Three knots, he asks, 'What's that supposed to mean ?'
 
She says,  'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.
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    28/10/09 at 11:04 PM
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 I shoulda known...

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    Yesterday at 12:11 PM
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Ahh.... good one. 
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